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// EPISODE 07 The World's Worst Defense Attorney
// SITREP / SUMMARY
When Yoru lands in court over a food poisoning incident, the roommates pool their credits to hire a defense attorney — a self-taught one, with a certificate printed at home. In this episode of the VALORANT animation series, the world's worst defense attorney argues so aggressively that the trial drifts from time-served territory straight toward the death penalty. Courtroom chaos, completely confident incompetence, and a defendant who would honestly represent himself better. Fully dubbed in English fan comedy — objection like your life depends on it, because Yoru's might.
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