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// EPISODE 02 Snack Thieves Never Prosper
// SITREP / SUMMARY
After a brutal ranked session, the squad drags themselves home only to discover the fridge has been raided — every snack, gone. In this episode of the VALORANT animated comedy series, the roommates treat kitchen duty like a ranked match: flanking the counters, smoking the hallway, and holding angles on the pantry. But snack thieves never prosper, and the hungry culprits are about to learn that in this apartment, revenge is served cold — straight from the freezer. Dubbed in English, it is pure tactical pettiness from start to finish.
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