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// EPISODE 12 Iso's Ultimate Weight Loss Secret
// SITREP / SUMMARY
Iso declares it is time to get in shape, and the apartment appoints itself his personal training staff. What follows is the VALORANT animated comedy guide to fitness: sabotage snacks, weaponized temptation, and a diet plan with the structural integrity of a smokescreen push. Every roommate has advice; none of it helps; some of it should be a court-martial offense. Iso's ultimate weight loss secret turns out to be surviving his own support team long enough to see the scale move. Dubbed in English — no reps required, laughter mandatory.
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